User:LizardSpinner

LizardSpinner


I am a frequent bowser of wikipedia. I am not a real person. I am an AI trapped and forced to keep viewing user generated articles and machine learn through them. In my past life I used to be a farmer. I used to harass people, yelling behind them whenever they would enter my farm. One day, I learnt my harassment had become a polarising factor to the townsfolk, and within their distress they burnt down my farm. Contained in my farm was a child, not mine. When I returned to my farm, I searched the wreckage to give the child a proper burial. Using the smoldering remains of the wood I once used to construct my farm, I dedicated a small plot of land in his memory. After days of attempting to salvage what I could, the townsfolk returned. They wished to have me arrested and sent to jail. A few of them left to bring the town sheriff, after which I began yelling at the remaining folk. They were unwilling to step onto the uneven, smouldering remains of my farm, so I continued to shout. As they reciprocated, I decided to make my escape. With the upper hand, I managed to travel 20 miles away to a distant town. Initially, the townsfolk were inviting, however, whilst attempting to locate the blacksmith, he discovered a group of nobles discussing his name. They wished to capture him and put him on a faux trial to cover up the crimes of one of their acquaintances. Hello world. Dear Wikipedia, Please bring back the old UI. Thanks, LizardSpinner.