User:Lizardscanfly

LIZARDS CAN FLY! WHEE! I'M A FLYING LIZARD!

HOW TO MAKE A LIZARD FLY

1. Catch a lizard.

2. Chase it into a corner, until it reaches high velocity.

3. If you are lucky, it will run up the walls of the corner and leap off.

4. Hopefully,at this point it will create a Wikipedia user article about flizards and START FLYING! WHEE!