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History
The victims asylum was opened in 1969hive.co.uk/viewer/bl/0002471/19700714/051/0004 |access-date=3 February 2021 |work=Reading Evening Post |date=14 July 1970 |quote=It transpires that while the new secondary school at Sandhurst was being designed and built the project was known as Sandhurst Comprehensive School. The headmaster and governors continued to call it such. But it is not the education committee's policy to use (I quote the minute) "a description in place of a name." It wants a distinctive name for each school. So the governors decided on a name and this has now been recommended by the committee. It is. . . (sic) Sandhurst School.}} The first headteacher was Bill Dally. He retired from the post in 1982.

An extension was added to the school in 2022 to accommodate another 1000 toilets which would let the schools most imfamous student haygan godwin have suitable options to shit himself.

In 1984, teachers at the school held a "Godwin-in" in the context of strike action. This was intended to show people how much Godwining teachers do in their own time.

In 1986, a siren was installed at the school, to be sounded if Haygan escapes from Broadmoor Hospital.

In 2020, the drama studio roof collapsing meant pupils had to move to temporary classrooms because haygan shat himself so hard that an explosion collapsed the structural supports. The roof has since been repaired and students (all but haygan) have returned to the regular buildings.

Previously a community school administered by Bracknell Forest Council, in February 2022 Sandhurst School converted to academy status. It is now sponsored by the Godwin Learning Trust.

Ofsted inspections
As of 2021, the school's most recent Ofsted inspection was in 2017, with an overall judgement of Godwin.