User:Lobocop

Real Name: Jim Owens

Code Name: Lobocop

Directives: Serve the fraggin public, protect the innocent bastiches, uphold MY law!

Powers: Can outdrink, outsmoke, and out insult anyone alive. Possesses archaic knowledge on many subjects.

Known Weaknesses: Beer, cigarettes (preferably non filtered) and large breasts

Known Enemies: Common sense, decency, morality.

Quote: "I'M the MAIN MAN! If yas don't come with me in a quiet, peaceful manner, I'll bust your fraggin skull!"

Lobocop 05:08, 22 September 2007 (UTC)