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Colley Gate is an area of Halesowen, England.

Tony Blair wrote about Colley Gate in an early book, calling it "the finest source of sprouts this side of Pershore", but in 2007 proposals were made by the local council to flood the entire area with Ribena to create an enormous purple swimming pool. After considerable argument between various factions of the council, the plan was approved in May 2008, and it is considered likely to be implemented before the next millennium.

Celery has now replaced sprouts as Colley Gate's main food crop, and there is a growing export market to Canada due to demand from curling players.