User:Logische

Billy Clanton and Taylor enter Underworld. They are greeted by the sound of hippie music, men laughing, and Willem Dafoe eating le banana. "Wha'chu doin' in the Underworld, Lunger?" asks Rhah, a disciple of Dafoe Elias. Francis rescues Taylor; "This here ain't Chris, this man here is Lunger." Satisfied, Rhah presents the peace-pipe to Sheen. "You lame, Taylor?" "Am I what?" "You know, Frederick fucking Chopin?" Lunger sits down at the piano to demonstrate that he is not in fact lame. "Go ahead man, soak it." Lunger had never played piano before so this was a new experience. Lunger can't control his lungs and begins banging on the piano hysterically. All his comrades laugh at him. "BAAAAAAAH" "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" After that the Underworld begins changing into hysterical black men lifting weights, men blowing reefers into eachother's gas masks, and Willem Daf--Elias's face. "First time?" "Yeah".. "Age quod agis".. "Credat Judaeus apella, non ego." "Feel good?" asks Willem - "Yeah, it feels good.. I got no pain in my le lungs now." replies Taylor Chris, the resurrected man. "Feelin good's good enough" Elias smiles. Put your lungs on this *cocks shotgonne*, Taylor Chris puts his lungs on the shotgonne... Elias Dafoe injects Chris with over 5 marijuanas.

Lunger, unable to cope with the amount of marijuanas stumbles out of Underworld into the street, where he finds Wyatt Clanton in a standoff with Barne's followers, The Cowboys. Billy Clanton, also known as Francis the Black Soldier, sees Lunger he says "Why it's the stoned marijuana smoker. You're so high you can't hit nothing. In fact, you're probably seeing le double." Chris draws his second gonne "I have two gonnes, one for each of you". TBC