User:Lol nub

when little johnny went up to his mom and asked "mum is god black or white?" his mom answered "well honey god is both black and white"

not satisfied, he then asked "mum is god a he or she?" mom answered "well honey god is both male and female"

johnny was stunned for a moment, then asked "mom is god gay or straight" mom was a bit worried about johnny asking these strange questions, but answer all the same "well honey god is both gay and straight"

johnny wuz like wat teh fuxorz and something sprang to his mind "mom is god michael jackson?"

btw u know wats worse than constipation? getting constipated in a publie toilet...