User:Lolzshaantalant

''SHANTALANT? --Lolzshaantalant 17:55, 12 April 2007 (UTC) HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY? HE HAS HIS HAIR FROM HIS NECK OVER HIS FOREHEAD. HE'S KINDA GREASY. SLIDES DOWN THE HALLWAY SOMETIMES. DOES NOT HAVE GLASSES. IS NOT TALL. HIS HAIR DOES NOT MOVE FROM HIS FOREHEAD DUE TO AMOUNT OF GREASE. HE DOES NOT TALK. HE IS KINDA SLOW. HE HAS FRECKLES. ITS EITHER RED, BROWN, OR BLONDE. WE CANNOT TELL BECAUSE OF THE GREASE. HE ENJOYS BEING IN THE LIBRARY. HE HANGS OUT WITH OHER SAID GREASY KIDS. SOMETIMES YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL SLIDING DOWN THE HALLS. THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE. OH, HE ALSO DOES NOT HAVE GLASSES. AND HIS HAIR IS DEF. NOT BLACK, PEOPLE. HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE HIM?!?!?!?!! DO YOU GO TO THIS SCHOOL? POSSIBLY? YEAH? A LITTLE. OKAY GOOD. HE IS ALSO IN GRADE 9. ALTHOUGH HE COULD PASS FOR A 5 YEAR OLD. HIS BEST FRIEND IS A MUFFIN STEALER. IF YOU SEE THAT KID TOO PELT MUFFINS AT HIM. HE'S LAME. I LOVE SHAANTALANT, AND I MISS HIM DEARLY. PLEASE RETURN HIM TO ME. I WILL GIVE YOU THE EXACT COORDINATES TO SLIDE HIM TO ME. YOU CAN EVEN USE GLOVES THAT I WILL MAIL TO YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. SHAANTALANT, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, PLEASE COME HOME. I MISS YOU, AND I NEED TO COOK SOME EGGS.''