User:LoneGunmen/My Favourite Quotes

This is a compilation of my favourite quotes from TV shows, games, people, and books. Please enjoy reading them...and yes, I have the capacity to remember random, sometimes useless information (for me). Any words in brackets mean that I've replaced them with words that are less profane because they're inappropriate.

=Television Shows=

Mythbusters
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

Biscut Bazooka

 * Adam Savage: I wish we could have done this in Vegas. Then it'd be like "I went to Vegas and I blew some dough".

Magic Bullet

 * Expert: Was President Kennedy assasinated with a liquid bullet? The Answer: We may never know until the National Archives finds his brain. The president's brain wasn't buried with his body it was placed in a sealed container and given to the National Archives for safe keeping. Subsequently the National Archives has lost President Kennedy's brain.

Growing Up: Wolf

 * Peggy: *feeding a wolf pup* Now don't wolf your food.

Road Rovers
"To the Power of the Pack."

Unknown Episode

 * Exile: Are you dokey-okey Comrade? I was trying to fight evil doggy mutant men.
 * Blitz: *bites Exile*
 * Exile: OW! Blitz bit me!
 * Hunter: Okay, that's it, you mister need a time-out. As soon as we get back to headquarters you're going straight to your room young man.
 * Blitz: But he started it with his icy eyes.
 * Hunter: Well next time use your words, there will be no more biting around here.

A Day in the Life Promo [1.13 Promo]

 * Exile: *holding a hot dog he bit off of* I am eating one of my dog comrades I am cannibal boy.

The Dog That Knew too Much [1.06]

 * Exile: I give all my comrades big kisses. *extends arms as if to grab Blitz*
 * Blitz: *pokes Exile in the chest* Stop with the kissing or I'll start with the biting.
 * Exile: *gives Blitz a bear hug* Okay, I give you bear hug instead.
 * Blitz: No, go back to the kissing, back to the kissing, kiss me, KISS ME!
 * Exile: *drops Blitz* Don't be wierd boy.

Quote 1

 * Blitz: I will bite anything coming out of the rear.
 * Exile: *disgusted* Sigmund Freud would have field day with mutt boy like you.

Quote 2

 * Master: The perpetrators are...
 * Hunter: *looking at screen* Guys in pajamas.
 * Colleen: No, ninjas.
 * Hunter: Cool.

Quote 3

 * Exile: As you say in America, this is stinky.

Quote 4

 * Blitz: Maybe this is all a bad dream. Yeah, that's it Blitz. Just one too many Spielberg movies. Just keep telling yourself, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home." *bawls* I need ruby slippers ...
 * Exile: You need analysis.

The Hair of the Dog that Bit You [1.04]

 * Exile: Oh, I miss Mother Russia, Father Russia not so much he was big grump, but Mother Russia...*sighs*.

Quote 1

 * Exile: Aprilday, Aprilday, we're going down.
 * Blitz: Don't you mean "mayday"?
 * Exile: April, May, June, July, who cares we're going to crash!

Quote 2

 * Exile: *gets into SkyRover* You knowing how to fly this thing?
 * Blitz: *shakes head*
 * Exile: No? Me neither, oh boy this is gonna be funski!

The X-Files
"The Truth is Out There"

3 [2.07]

 * Dr. Browning: An old corner's trick.
 * Mulder: I can make a quarter appear from behind your ear.

CSI: Miami
"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know at CSI: Miami we never close."

Quote 1

 * Lt. Horatio Caine: We never close.

Quote 2

 * Tim Speedle: *as he chews his food* How do you know?
 * Calleigh Duquesne: Maybe the fact that there's a crowd piling out the door facing towards it.

=Websites=

Morrowind

 * muffinz10: The game [Oblivion] is so ridiculously dumbed down that if it weren't for all the adult themes you would sware the game was made for pre-schoolers. Like seriously, if you have any problems with pretty much any quest in the entire game, your IQ is a negative figure.

Quote 1

 * Jim: I just thought you might be interested in knowing that durring a near death experience in '96 I visited hell. Turns out that it is just like Minneapolis, however there is a 4 hour time difference.

Quote 2

 * Webmaster: Great, that's all I need - a copyright lawsuit from God!