User:Long live potatoes

Long_live_potatoes is my Wikipedia username... And this is extremely frustrating; I had made a really nice user page for myself, and then because I took too much time writing it, it gets lost somewhere as my account automatically logs off. But as you (I don't especially care who you are) read this, you probably wonder "why long live potatoes?" or "why am I reading this?", or perhaps "I want salt and vinegar chips". Here are my answers, in reverse order: me too, because you're very interested and read on.

Why "long live potatoes"?
For many reasons:
 * Because I can.
 * It's an overkilled inside joke I have with one of my friends... basically, I proved to her through twisted feats of logic that potatoes were civilization's best chance of survival, since they help fight global warming with their photosynthesis, and they provide humans with a quality food that tastes really good with an artificial mix of salt and vinegar.
 * Why don't you try to find an interesting username that no one else is likely to choose... you just try!