User:Lord.eliason

Biography of Lord Eliason
Robert Eliason was born in 1985 somewhere on the shoreline of Oregon, just south of Tillamook. By the age of 16, he had already conqured 12 countries, destroyed several evil alien species which had come to demolish earth, saved the universe from 38 evil villians, and Mastered the Art of Halo(which is undeniably the best game ever). By 19, Robert was givin the title "Lord" by the fact that no one dared challenge him to a game of chess, and was therefore unbeatable at every other aspect in life. He now reigns in peace at the age of 21 in Denmark.