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[]White Coppice Syndrome is a highly debilitating cricketing disorder seen exclusively within the confines of White Coppice Cricket Club, Chorley. Typically, only batsmen are affected, whom are seen to enter a state of extreme disinhibition. The disease is characterised by a propensity towards aerial hitting, usually resulting in an inexpensive and premature dismissal. The syndrome is often, but not always, reversible on departing the ground. Some workers have attributed the phenomenon to the area's higher than normal atmospheric Nickel content.