User:LordTalbot~enwiki

As I have very little free time, I shall leave the assumption of my persona to you. However, I must leave all in no doubt about a particular Lady Alice, whose last name escapes me. She is a young noble who has an extremely sadistic personality, and as such, should be avoided should you meet her. I have had the misfortune to make her acquaintance on one occassion, and I would not wish anyone to experience the same thing. She is apparently searching for a boy, but, as to his identity, I have not a trace of a clue. She is to be seen in regal dress, with a small whip that looks harmless, as if it were the wand of a fairy princess. However, do not be fooled; seek distance as soon as possible. She also has an entourage of servants, which only further increases her conspicuousness. I only hope that I may benefit someone in my revelations.