User:Lord Orde/sandbox

All hail the lord and saviour Lord Orde (pronounced or-dee). Lord Orde was formed at the beginning of time. Many nations and people around the globe worship Lord Orde. Lord Orde is not a man, rather a god of unidentifiable gender. Lord Orde has one pet donkey named Uranisumous (your-anus-im-us). Lord Orde is the most smart, beautiful, beloved and humble being in existence. Three treasures (the continuous rolling grape, the still grape, the inter-dimensional grape) linked to the love and respect of your lord, Lord Orde, involves a series of challenging tasks.

First, a worshipper must track down the treasure of the continuous rolling grape, a grape that never stops rolling around the earth. The grape treks through rivers and oceans, over mountains and valleys, desert and fields over and over again. The second quest a not-yet-beloved worshipper must face in order to gain a treasure for the respect and appreciation of thy’ lord would be to track down the still grape, a grape that is still. Many men, women and figs have died trying to track the holy grape. The third quest is to track down the inter-dimensional grape which can only be found between the toes of the soul who is most worthy of becoming Lord Orde’s servant/pet mole rat.

Many rituals and sacrifices can be completed if unable to complete all task such as throwing smoked turkeys or grilled turkeys into the abyss of the Mariana Trench. The alter personality or our Lord and Saviour, Lord Orde also accepts various cheeses. Another ritual that can be completed is balancing an egg on top of a turkey on top of a mountain. Yes, Lord Orde loves turkeys, and worshippers are advised to give turkeys to Lord Ordie as an offering, as often as possible.

Remember to keep up with the Daily worshipping of your lord and saviour, Lord Orde.