User:Lord Vampire

Lord Vampire is a Diablo II expert. He also other Blizzard games like Warcraft III, Starcraft, and also Diablo I. His one character, MpuDlrlntaH (Ma pa u De ln ta Ha), is currently level 77. His character is a Barbarian. Here are his skills:

Level 20 Frenzy. Level 20 Natural Resistance. Level 10 Double Swing. Level 3 Bash. Level 3 Sword Masteries. Level 10 Battle Orders. Level 5 Shout. Level 1 Leap Attack. Level 1 Leap. Level 1 Double Throw. Level 2-3 Iron Skin. Level 1 Howl.

Lord Vampire's Diablo II account is Lord-Soulrender (USEast, USWest, Asia, and Europe). Lord-Soulrender always visits Blizzard Tech Support. Rumors have it that Lord-Soulrender lies about everything, in fact he doesn't. He's be nicknamed "Unlucky" in his life time. There's been times when he almost got hit by cars, trucks, and even School Buses (evil bus driver!).

There's an average of 1 e-mail sent to Blizzard everyday, week, and/or month from him. Lord Vampire also is one of those Bipolar people that can't control their temper. One of his friends on Battle.Net nicknamed him "Bi Vampy" for Bipolar Vampire.

Lord Vampire also has a dog Buddy. Buddy is a Golden Retriever. He is a nice dog. Buddy well defends his border. He constantly runs out of the yard. He also barks loud. He is a senior citizen, 49 years old (7 in dog years). Buddy also loves to beg for food.

Lord Vampire also plays video games, especially violence, blood, gore, and other game ratings. He also plays military games. He also loves tanks. He nicknames the tank "The weapon of doom and internal suffering".

Lord Vampire also likes to watch Star Trek. He saw every episode. Star Trek: TNG, DS9, and the old star trek movies. He never watched Star Trek: Voyager nor Star Trek: Enterprise.

Lord Vampire is a computer expert. He loves to be on the computer. He quotes this "The computer is my life, if it breaks down, I break down. If it has a virus, I have a virus. If it is the smartest thing in the world, then I'm the smartest thing in the world." He spends an average day on the computer for about 17-20 hours. The rest of the 4 hours is sleep.

Lord Vampire's Grandfather served in Pearl Harbor, World War I and II. When he came home from Germany, he had a heart attack. He had the rank of Lieutenant Commander. Lord Vampire's father was very abusive, of course, he got that from his "Lieutenant Commander" father. Lord Vampire was burnt in front of his brother, who apparently was laughing and had to stop before he hurt him. Life was never easy for Lord Vampire.

Lord Vampire wants to join Blizzard Entertainment. He wants to be a Technical Support Representative. Althoughout his game playing years, he was always ask if he could help them. Originally he wanted to help create games, instead he changed his mind. Although, he has to travel to California.

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