User:Lord Velotica

My name is Lord Velotica (I'm not about to give out my real name now, am I?), and I enjoy playing videogames, reading books, listening to music, playing videogames, playing boardgames, and hanging out with friends. Did I also mention, that I like playing videogames? When I joined Wikipedia, all I wanted was to do was create my own user page. But now I realise, Wikipedia is not just that. It's about creating your own user page, and showing off your creativeness and smart-ass intelligence. Note: Wikipedia Administrators and Moderators, please feel free to delete my reference to "ass" if this is not the Wikipedian way. By now, if you could be bothered reading up to this point, you'll probably realise that I am absolutely crazy. Heck, I'll probably get a Barnstar just for being crazy. I can see it now: "Lord Velotica, I award you this Craziness Barnstar for being perfectly crazy." Hey, I just managed to say the word "crazy" about a gazillion times in the last few sentences. Heh heh. See what I mean about me being crazy? I also wanted to put in enough of these cute liitle snippets of information down the bootom of my page, just so my page looks lary. They're all true, of course. I'm not just putting them there randomly. Man, do I drone on.