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BUN MASTER

A Bun Master is one who has mastered the art of household or competitive "Bunnery". Famous Bun Masters include the following: George Doofus, Bun Bun "Bunsy" McBun, and the world famous, amazing, extravagant, smelly, amazing, extravagant, smelly, Bun Master, Phil! Phil was originally a human, but was soon after taken in to a resident family of tortoises. He was raised by Mr. and Mrs. Wrinkly/Slow, until he thought it safe to join the world of humans. Because he was physically impaired,(Disease: Ugly) the only occupation he found suitable was to be a Bun Master. He invented the type of bun known as the Dung Roll. Other common names include The Horrible Bun, The Unmistakeably Disgusting Bun, and the Trash Bun. Most people refer to him as the worst Bun Master of all-time, but he is obviously a giant tortoise-loving bad-smelling haven of talent and good looks. Buns!

"Bunnery" was originally invented in the very populous town named Munith, in Michigan. There the founder of Bunnery, Michael Jaxon, created the idea of creating buns.

MUNITH

Munith is one of the most populous towns in all of America, racking in 2 whole citizens. The 2 citizens are: Michael Jaxon, Duke, and Tibby Wibby Woo, Royal Slave. Munith was founded in 1491, by a group of Englishmen, known as the "Indian Slaughterer's". The leader of the group's name is Chris. Chris the Indian from Britain. That is the shortened version of Munith's history. Trust me, you don't want to know about the lengthened version. It goes all of the way through the hacking of the native trees, the hacking of the native frogs, and even the hacking of the native bunnerers. Bunnery was invented even before the previously mentioned time. The first known use of bunnery was in 1111111111111111. That is actually in the future. The people from 1111111111111111 came back into time and taught us all about bunnery. I'm not going to go into anymore depth than that, thank god.

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