User:Lordscruffo

Water - in excess??

New findings show that people are drinking too much water these days. Analysts concur that people should not drink more that 3 - 4 cups of water a day. Anything in excess of that could lead to serious brain and memory problems. Also, those people are usually dumb.

In related news, there have been links to rabies being a cause of the fear of water, or the consumption of water. But nothing conclusive has been found.