User:Lordtazou/Trent Day - June 24th, 2013

Trent Day - Unofficial Holiday of June 24th, 2013 Holiday ...

Today marks a new day, an unofficial/official holiday, Trent Day!

Trent day came about as the new "Beginning of Summer" to recognize an awesome person named Trent within the Technology World. Here forth, the Proclamation of Trent Day.

hereas Today is 21st of June, 2013 Whereas Trent Bowen has been with Horizon for just over 4 years and his services are greatly appreciated Whereas HR claims he is still rightly and justly employed Whereas Trent Bowen occupies and controls a Realm extending at least 1 carpet tile in radius around his cubicle (here known as Trent Land) Whereas He was not judiciously guarding his Realm when a prank by his co-workers was conceived Whereas The Teamwork involved in said prank was awe-inspiring and supports our core values Whereas The Ancient Force guiding Technology bestowed upon his Realm the honor of the CD’s. Whereas Through searching, there was no apparent reasoning why the Force had selected him for this honor With the Power vested in me, through my boss, her boss, his boss, the Board, and all the shareholders throughout the land, With the approval of the official Trent Day committee and full financial support of the Trent Day Foundation, along with support from the great Lord Piper I Hereby Proclaim that today, June 21, 2013 shall be known throughout his Realm as Trent Day Be it known that all who shall enter his realm on this day do so in celebration of the first, semi-annual, maybe quarterly Trent Day.