User:Lorem Ipsum~enwiki

Hello.
Welcome to this page. You've probably come to this page to find out a little bit more about me. Unfortunately, you won't find much here. Ask me and I might tell. Maybe buy me a drink or something.

What the heck does "Lorem Ipsum" mean?
See the article on Lorem ipsum (which I haven't had a hand in writing -- at least not yet).

Achievements in 2006
I was honored to receive Time's Person of the Year designation in December 2006. Thank you very much. You can stop touching me now.