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Ben Scott
Ben Scott (born October 17, 1994), also known as Linkin, Benjalinkin, Link-Dog, Pepperoni Boy, & Honky, is an American drummer and literal piece of pizza. Scott has played in numerous musical groups since his conception and has proven to be the drummer dijon amongst young, boyish bands throughout the Portland, OR.

Early Life
Born in Portland during the height of grunge, Scott was doomed for failure. Scott's condition of Pizzaphelia was detrimental to his safety as a lad because people generally like to eat pizza and people in Portland are ALL ABOUT THEIR FUCKING FOOD ALL THE TIME so needless to say it was hard for Link-Dog to not get absolutely fucking devoured by pizza eating heathens in the greater Portland area.

SARS
LINK does not have any major diseases that we know of and is actually a fan of health. He eats food and drinks water (among other things...) and is never a total bitch about where we go to eat when we are with him. What a chap.