User:Lostfreight

Lostfreight is likely the esteemed father of active Wikipedia user, Carolynparrishfan. Little is known about his origins, and facts about his family life are heavily disputed. However, it is very clear that his son, Carolynparrishfan has learned much from his father, earning himself the Richard Hooker award for excessive contribution to various articles. It is clear that the family frickin' loves Wikipedia.