User:LouisJones

Louis Jones is a local legend, born on 17/09/89, in Heckmondwike, West Yorkshire.

Well known for in the area, for his witty putdowns, shaven head, sharp dress and involvement in a series of woeful hardcore punk bands. Local folklore states that Leeds United AFC will never win, whilst he is alive. This seemed to be confirmed in 2002, when the club were relegated to the 2nd Division.

He can often be found in any of the local pubs, Market Fisheries and infact anywhere selling fast food.

At time of writing, he is single, and looking for a young, beautiful female, to share a fish butty with. He considers it essential that this woman be of pure heart and mind, and uneducated in the harsher realities of the world.

He has a pet halibut named Proust, named after the famed author of A La Recherche de Temps Perdu, reflecting his love of French literature.

Louis Jones is quite probably one of the only people in the history of the world never to have been the butt of one of Dave Santino's witticisms, a position of which he is veritably proud.

Louis plans to go into interior design of fishmongers and to form the world's worst band, a feat which he is well on the way to completing, despite his own talent as a guitarist.

His heroes include: Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen; Mahatma "The Boss" Gandhi; Dave "The Boss" Santino and a small pilchard by the name of Aloysius.