User:Louis H. Henriksen/sandbox

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Birthdate

Louis Henriksen was born in 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019, and will be reborn again in 2031. These different years align with the constellation of the pig under the Chinese calendar.

Curse

He was cursed under the name Zhu Bajie de si ge 豬八戒第四个 being the fourth person in china named after pigsy in the monkey king, and claimed he was reborn from Confucius, creator of Confucianism. A couple of Gods heard this and he became cursed to be reborn as a pig over and over again, living 12 years at a random age, in a place where no one knew his name, and so he was born in Denmark in 1971.

Acomplishments

1973 was his best year becoming the inventor of the pig headed pez dispenser, going downhill making a company in 1987 in opaline Sweden called promote pigs, aka PP, that had little investment, and even less when investors found out that he sold nothing, and only paid people to go around spreading the message to promote pigs. In 2007 this idea was created again in England Arkansas under a religion, which got a small cult worshiping, but was eventually disbanded after Christian missionaries converted his church in 2012

Note

This Wikipedia article was made as a joke, if this get verified, which it won't, know that none of the contents of this page are true, except the name