User:Louis Jeremy David Resnick

Louis Jeremy David Resnick is considered to be one of the greatest people to have ever stepped foot on this earth. If you ever meet him, consider yourself lucky - you don't get to meet a genius like him every day.

He has won numerous awards for being bizarrely talented at things such as intellect, good-looks and incredible sporting and creative talent. He has been personally blessed by Gandhi himself, and been given vast quantities of money (which he, of course he rejected) from the likes of Bill Gates and The Sultan of Brunai for being so special. He is truly amazing - in his GCSEs he got 57 A***. The triple stars were invented just for him as he did so incredibly brilliant. He has wrote an astouding book which sold over 12 billion copies (everyone in the world bought two copies) and made a film which grossed £100,000,000,000,000, which he gave away to charity - which is why poverty doesn't exist anymore.

In your prayers tonight, add him in, he's definitely worth it.