User:Love4nerds

His Family John C. Herrin is aproximitly 27 and is living in Williams, Az. He is currently married to Marolin Menrole. He has four children and there names are Adelwolfa, Sigfreed, Danto, John Junior and Gina. He has one sister named Chelsea M. Herrin and one brother named Austin C. Herrin and a cousin twice removed named Harry Pothead. His Hobbies John Herrin's occupation is a pro wrestler. He is actually one of the only few pro wrestlers that has ever used a magic fairy wand during a fight. John is currently in a band called "Z.S.T.D" with Austin Herrin. John’s stage name is Stoner. Austin’s stage name is rabbit. John runs a summer camp for kids called "Camp Anthrax". He suggests you all send your kids to "Camp Anthrax" and send all your kids to see "Z.S.T.D" live every Saturday night at "The Pimp Club". "Z.S.T.D." has some great hits like “Z.S.T.D. What That Means To Me" and "Hanky for two" and are old time favorite "Stoned Rabbit Flowing in the Wind". They currently are working on a new song called "The Rabbits Bitch".  His Suggestions on Life          1. Never take money from a hobo          2. Never take money from my sister or my brother (but especially not my sister she will eat your heart out)                 3. NEVER EVER mess with my pink bunnies (cuz it will kill you with its cuteness)          4. NEVER EVER EVER...aw Sugar Honey Ice Tea I forgot          5. Never fall asleep at "Camp Anthrax"    Childhood Pets          John's first childhood pet was a cute little rabbit named Pothead after his cousin Harry Pothead. But Pothead didn't last very long because Austin smashed its head with a bong. And that how Austin got his nickname rabbit, short for rabbit killer. He had a turtle named Speedy. Named after all the Speed John gave to him. John was always broke as a child because he was trying to fill Speedys need for crank. Speedy now lives in a city sewer and feeds his own addiction by selling him self for small amounts off crack and pocket change. Fun Facts John played in an X-rated movie called "Gone with the Stoner" which he suggests you bring your kids to see this movie. John is aproximitly 9 feet tall and you could take that more ways then one. He has sexual relations with Mich Obma who is a famous playboy bunny. John has a saying "When you’re Dave you’re a winner in my book". John makes the most interesting men in the world look dual when he drinks Toskes. John loves to help out and "Go Green" and about ounce a year he paints himself and all his belongings, including his house, green. John is very patriotic, ounce a year he paints himself and all his belongings, including his house, red, white, and green....wait I swear I’ve herd that before. P.S. He was lazy when he painted his house green so he only painted about 1/6 and made his kids do the rest. He has no teeth yet he wears braces. He is a THE pinball wizard. He doesn’t take Sweet Honey Ice Tea from anybody.

Authors Note This has been the conclusion for John C. Herrin but don't worry I am currently interviewing MR. Herrin. I will be updating and revising this page currently...and I apologize for my repeated use of the word currently. Now some of the people who read this may thing it's a joke and unimportant but they are wrong. If it wasn’t for John my life would be boring and lifeless.

Love4nerds (talk) 22:54, 14 April 2011 (UTC) C. Herrin