User:Lpd0084

Introduction
A few facts about Lpd0084
 * I am a cop aka pig, fuzz, the man etc.
 * I am from a small town that I am sure no one has heard of so I won't mention it:)
 * I have a wife and a lttle girl. They are everything to me!!!

Random Musings
In this section I will put random things that I am thinking about. --Lpd0084 21:57, 10 April 2006 (UTC) : Today I am thinking about all the fuss about immigration. We are a nation of immigrants... legal immigrants. If people can't come here legally can we really expect them to worry about following other laws? Also our Official language is English. Untill that changes, which I'm sure it someday will, either speak English or don't speak. The Bill of Rights does not apply to non-citizens, please remember that! I think that's all I have to say about that for now.

10 Things Not To Say To A Police Officer

 * 1) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
 * 2) Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
 * 3) Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
 * 4) Hey!!! You must've been doing about 125MPH to keep up with me. Good Job!!!!
 * 5) Are you Andy or Barney? (Especially bad in a small town!)
 * 6) I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
 * 7) You aren't gonna check the trunk are you?
 * 8) I pay your salary! (Not a good thing to say to someone who needs a raise!)
 * 9) Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
 * 10) Thanks officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning too!

Please feel free to leave comments on talk page. I love to discuss!