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"The Book of Jonisms" A book compiled of strange or weird sayings said By J. Dempsey at his workplace. Started in 2005 we have accumulated an extensive library which till today continues to make the staff at his workplace laugh uncontrollably. An example of one of his sayings happened 11/05/2007 when he said that he was stuck on an expressway behind one of those Japanese hunchbacks. A fellow employee said those are hatchbacks and that a hunchback is from Notredame. Dempsey says I thought that was a whale. I have many of these clever anecdotes and will update this page on a regular basis. You can also check Twitter at itsDempsey86 for other 'isms.