User:LrdNarwhal

LrdNarwhal once said, "burp hey". And that's when it all started. LrdNarwhal was born in 69,420 BC or year zero according to the book of Narwhal. It is said that they popped into existence one fine day, then that day became even finer. They created all the good in the world including frozen yogurt and Hannah Montana. It is also said that if you mutter the name of LrdNarwhal while thinking of your greatest desire, they will come and grant it. To obtain the book of Narwhal, you must spin in a circle three times, then mutter a verse from the book. Don't ask me how you're going to do that without the book because I don't know either. I guess you'll just have to figure that out ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯.