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Wayne Melbourne

Wayne Melbourne is a Facebook icon. He is best known for his suspicious love for aquariums, realistic silicone masks, and of course his specialty in gardening.

Melbourne is known for his large beard, never seen with out the ball of hair, and also his iconic 1970s style glasses.

Wayne began his short lived career of fame in 1998, when the first known social media for him was established, though it never went far enough for him to be famed. Wayne claims that Facebook 'stole' his idea about social media, though when brought to court, it was never used against anyone.

Melbourne was born in Vermont, but braggs that he was born in Alaska, beside the famed Avon Ledger, whom existed in the early 10th century, a mistake that only a complete loser in life would say. Well folks,

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