User:Lukerockett

LUKE ROCKETT
Former England international basketball player, 23 year old Luke Rockett is currently studying at the college of St Mark and St John (UCP Marjon) for the fifth year running. He currently is coaching their 2nd team in their ambitions to win the local league whilst playing in the 1st team. Luke Rockett also has accomplished much travel and met such celebrities as Lebron James and the Doghnut man himself before returning to the UK with a new found fire to teach all he comes across the true way to play zonal and basketball in general. Master Chef Rockett likes to dabble in cooking in the kitchen but forgets to hire his KP's to clean after him so it usually ends up never being tidy for the next session, but this is beyond the point as he recently discovered in order to cook cheese on toast you have to open your back door to stop the plastic handle of the grill pan from burning. Luke Rockett also has the best ways of describing the meaning of words such as "the one", and created such musical hits as "finger shoes". Rocket is a true all-rounder and does not turn his back on anyone and is the true meaning of the word immense.

THE DRINKER AND TEACHER

Drinking falls highly in Rocketts agenda and when he has fun, he has fun. After a rough night out and being pied by his ex-piece of stuff he headed to the bar with two of his chums to teach them how to drink. After a whopping two Jager bombs he opened his mouth to burp but unfortunately had to reach up with his hand and cover the projectile sick that was to emerge after the hard session. After disguising the sick down his chest and the dribbled areas down his fingers he decided to show them how to eat at Plymouth's only decent fast-food diner Goodbody's. One of the three bailed as it was too extreme for him and so the remaining pair went to enjoy an amazing meal. Afterwards Rockett wanted to show his buddy the exact meaning of a Tactical Chunder (TC) and brought back up his meal in order to show his superiority. What an amazing character and teacher.

"THE ONE" After meeting his girlfriend after one real date and much texting "the one" was the only way to describe his girlfriend. "the one" is the term used by Rockett to describe his affection and how much he wishes to stay with the illusive 'L-D' for the rest of his life.

"Finger Shoes" After Louis Nicholes (2010) decided to invent the idea of wearing shoes on your fingers to keep them warm, Rockett decided to create the world famous rap to promote this amazing product. with an amazing 6 ratings of 10/10 this record is sure to be a success in Alexandra Place if not anywhere else!

FINAL THOUGHT

To round up this description of Rockett we gathered some thoughts from his friends and the best pick of the bunch happened to be "He truely is unbelievable", "do you remember that time someone stole my stuff rockett.......", "I will tidy up after you mate its fine", and the best one yet, "no way, you did not honestly get angry at me for having a dream about your girlfriend!"