User:Lutzbio/sandbox/Lutz Volcano

Mount Lutz or (Big Sparky) is an active man-made Volcano in Lutz, Florida. It has one Volcanic cone that is currently active and accepting "sacrifices". It is the highest mountain in Lutz and the highest single free-standing mountain in Lutz, Florida. Mount Lutz stands approximately (100 ft) above sea level and about (99 ft) above its plateau base.

The origin of the name Mount Lutz is due to it's location in Lutz, Florida.

Mount Lutz is a man-made Volcano/Alter by Florida man Andrew who would not provide his full name for fear of angering the Mount Lutz gods. Andrew wants to emphasize that we should all be cognizant not to anger the Volcano gods and that sacrifices were urgently needed to appease them. Tours are available daily and ran by the creator and builder himself. You will be treated to a continental breakfast of "mud muffins", organic possum eggs (scrambled only) and Lutz's world famous squirrel bacon, along with a shade cooled, glass of red cool-aid to wash it all down. "Sacrifices" are allowed to choose between a kick, slap or tickle to encourage you to make your honorable decent into glory.

The man-made volcano is made of earth, old bike/automobile tires and gasoline that is stolen from the 7-11 behind Andrew's house.