User:Lv Titan's mom

I am the proud mom of the bestest interwebby dragracer ever. His name is Danny and he is so fast that one time his leg blew right off. Now he has a light weight, bionic leg that makes him better, stronger, faster.

I am so proud of Danny. He is a true innovator and pioneer in hybrid diesel/electric propulsion. Someday he will make enough money from his work to get me off the streets!