User:M. Gilder/sandbox

= M. Gilder is worried about his future =

The FitnessGram Pacer Test
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a meme multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.


 * My grandfather wrote "Hitler: The Last 10 Days."
 * He was a huge Nazi.
 * He killed himself on the anniversary of the German capitulation. § Get fucked lmao
 * He deserved it, for so many reasons

The Future
I have no idea what to do with my History degree.

I am constantly emotionally drained. And I can't figure out how to link an alternate article with the bold thing. It keeps coming back messed up. Wait I got it. I'm just dumb.

I'm pretty sure Professor Sartorius can't read this, I really hope he can't. This would just be embarrassing.

I really should have researched whether or not the sandbox was private. Oops.