User:M0RHI/Quaint My Mansion

The plan goes: Mansion -> Buy Quaint Stuff -> Buy more quaint stuff -> Cottage (mission successful). Thus, as an occifer and a gentleman, I shall be needing the following items for next year's house:

Quaint my Mansion (Version 1.1)
Decanters
 * Malts (maybe 2 for good measure)
 * Wine
 * Gin (does a specific gin decanter exist?)

Glasses
 * Red wine glass
 * White wine glass
 * Tumbler
 * Martini glass

Real ale
 * Some classy storage method, and cellar-cool cooling method thereof.

Tea
 * Caddies
 * Pot
 * Cosy
 * Infuser(s)
 * Cup with saucer
 * Teaspoons Emoscopes Talk 02:51, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

Newspaper storage rack
 * Telegraphs to fill this

Rugs Some sexy desk lamp or another
 * Perhaps one of those banker's lamps
 * Else, something ultra-modern

Armchair
 * Consider wing-back chair
 * Accompanying poof of the non-homosexual variety.

Cane

Do feel free to add any other items it would be beneficial for me to have (and sign ( ~ )) below:

Emoscopes Talk 01:56, 2 June 2006 (UTC) M0RHI 01:58, 2 June 2006 (UTC) Subloodyperb 14:56, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
 * A photograph of HM the Queen
 * A framed map of the British Empire, c. 1922, showing all the pink bits at their greatest extent.
 * A photograph of Baroness Thatcher LG, OM, PC, FRS
 * A framed portrait of Stuart Paterson giving a speech to the Tories.