User:MARCELravive

Marcel Raviv-Majadele-Peres (born around 1975) is an Israeli-American marxist politician, poet, writer, peace worker, animal rights activist, archeologist, anthropologist, partly-singer, partly-hammer thrower and history teacher. She served as the Mossad cheif, the United Nations cheif, the President of the United States, the President of Israel and as the Shin Bet cheif. She was nominated to be the President of France but lost to Nicholas Sarkozy by 10 mandates.

Early life
Marcel Raviv was born to a Christian father and a Muslim mother somewhere in the world. Some rumors said that she was born in Gaza, Holon, Paris or either Rome, but none of them was proved. She jointed the Hamas in a very young age and even the modern Hitlerjugend. She quickly converted to Judaism. At the age of 8, Marcel acheived the rank of a professor in History. In 1986, she invented the Internet.

During the Gulf War
Raviv was 16 during the Gulf War. In August 2, 1990, the day that the war started, she secretly kidnapped Dan Shomron, these days' Israeli ramatkal, and became the new ramatkal of Israel. During the war, she bombed Kuwait and Iraq and gave Saddam Hussein a hickey.

Buddhism
In May 7, 1992 she became a buddhist for two days. In these two days, she influenced the Buddhism more then anybody else. The buddhist community wanted her as the new Dalai Lama, but Marcel left it quick.

As the cheif of the Mossad
In 1993 Marcel moved to Israel (until then she lived in Lebanon) but converted to Christianity. In 1993 she became the so far only woman or Christian Mossad cheif. In her days as the Mossad cheif, she spied for Israel in Egypt, Lebanon and Syria for half a year and was almost killed 49 times. In 1994 she impersonated to Saddam Hussein and commanded all the Iraqi soliders to kill themselves. Almost 30% of them did it.

As the President of the United States
In 1995 she left the Mossad and became the President of the United States. In the USA, she founded the MREPJ: The Marcel Raviv Equality Party of Justice. In 1996 she married Shimon Peres. After four years as the president, she left the United States to be a hammer thrower.

Career as a hammer thrower
Last three days.

With Dorit Baytel
In 2000, she founded Baytel-Raviv, the main competitor of Microsoft, with Dorit Baytel. In 2001, Raviv declared herself as a bisexual. In 2002, she divorced from Shimon Peres and married Dorit Baytel in Cyprus. These marriage last one day. The next day, she married Raleb Majadele and she wrote her own biography: "Marcel Raviv: The Woman, The Legend, The Schnitzel".

Nowdays
Nowdays, Marcel is a History teacher in Holon. So far, Holon is the only city that Marcel is resident of from the 4 cities that she was rumored to be born in.

Marcel's couch
Marcel has a very big couch and she often falls from it.

Birthplace
In 2008, Marcel wrote a novel called "My Birthplace". The novel is the shortest novel in the history of the world, since it only contains one sentence: My birthplace will be never revelead.

However, some fans from Kazakhstan said that in their copy of "My Birthplace", the one sentece is: My birthplace is Paris. Another reader from Antartica said that in his copy, the one sentence is: My birthplace is Rome.

In September 16, 2008, Marcel revelead that 300,000 copies of her book contain the original sentence, 1 copy contains a worng sentence about her birthplace and 1 copy contain the right sentence.

That leaves Marcel's birthplace mystery with only two options in Western Europe: Rome and Paris.