User:MC10/Funny stuff

21655's America's Stupidest Vandals
Note: This is copied from User:21655/America's Stupidest Vandals. uhm hello guys... i didnt make this but thts cool =}

Stupidity

 * I WUB GETTIN' YOUR ASS KICKED OUTTA HERE
 * Took me too long to realize that this wasn't an April Fool's joke. Oh well.
 * An average of ∞ IPs get blocked every minute
 * Obviously some poor schoolkid (apparently named Andrew) with a crush on some other girl named Tiana....
 * Do you like pie? I like pie. But do you like getting warned? I don't.
 * Oh, no. We're going to die.
 * SSSOOOOOOOOO DDOOOOOO IIIIIIIII
 * ClueBot hata!
 * Uh...this is a new one.
 * You said it, man. Hey, wait, that's me!
 * GETTING YOU BLOCKED IS GOOD!!!
 * Okay, I'll get an admin right away.
 * Presenting Captain Original...
 * Apparent lack of a spell-checker—or, for that matter, a grasp of the English language—doesn't stop this IP from impersonating a coroner...
 * Hi! I like IP blocks! They're convenient and easy to apply to little pukes like you!
 * Yes you will.
 * I take it this means you're a girl?
 * Sayest nothing about this I shall.
 * How does that explain the existent article?
 * Will they really? What about month-old cantaloupes?
 * Damned show about a 9-year-old and a talking monkey....
 * And we brought it back....
 * You listen to too much My Chemical Romance, guy.
 * Dammit, I HATE that show!
 * Gasp! Violation of the life cycle!
 * Wrong article, nitwit.

From Steve Crossin

 * Uh, no. Just...no.
 * Sudoku ≠ Seppuku
 * A warning to salmon eaters
 * Right idea, wrong place
 * Looks like we have a problem, Slakr.
 * Wow, Sherlock!
 * Heh, must be one of them Philippulus-type people...

Personal attacks

 * As does 66.46.13.221, but I don't say that publicly. Oh, wait, I just did....
 * Yes, you are, mister. Replacing my talk page like that...
 * Another girl?!
 * A contestant of the popular belief that I am actually Brazilian

Impostors

 * Two One Six Five Six
 * 21655 on Travel Guide Wiki

Other

 * An IP edit war? I've heard of them between registered users, but this is a new one.
 * This AFD == WTF?
 * How My List Died And Was Reborn or Help! Ignorance of WP:EM on the Loose!
 * Why vandalism is silly, as outlined by Persian Poet Gal.
 * Probably the most ironic username I have ever seen in my life. And they're a vandal, no less!

Other lists

 * Kafziel's list of vandalism.
 * J.delanoy's list of vandalism.
 * Thingg's list of vandalism.
 * xenocidic's list of vandalism.
 * Celarnor's list of vandalism.
 * AVand's list of vandalism.

J.delanoy's Funny Stuff
Note: This is copied from User:J.delanoy/userpage.


 * The list of funny vandalisms on Kafziel's user page.
 * The list of funny vandalisms and other stuff on Thingg's user page.
 * The list of funny vandalisms and other stuff in xenocidic's userspace.
 * The end of the United States of America.
 * California Gold Rush conspiracy theory.
 * The Peoples Republic of China knows no limits in their atrocities.
 * Dentists: the bane of society.
 * Cruelty in Iceland. (Read third section)
 * Some kid who was sent to his room...
 * Informative article about a very strange country.
 * The key to getting on your colleagues' good sides. (think about a girl trying this...)
 * A little known fact about Juan Ponce de León.
 * The unknown dangers of a certain species of rodent.
 * Maybe this guy had a few too many to eat.
 * This edit summary.
 * And I thought nuclear weapons were dangerous...
 * Imagine posting this on AIV after you get a level four warning.
 * Well, the template does exist, but maybe, just maybe, it wasn't meant to be used in the article. Contributed by Ohnoitsjamie.
 * And I thought medical advice was only given on the Reference Desk. Contributed by Enigmaman.
 * It's bad enough to post a ridiculous statement on a Wikipedia article. It's worse to defend it Also contributed by Enigmaman.
 * These edit summaries just keep getting better and better.
 * The origin of peanut butter.
 * The pain, the agony
 * This guy understands Wikipedia policies perfectly.
 * We must all bow before the wisdom of Cluebot.
 * This
 * Why isn't this empty?
 * A real summary of Halo Wars.
 * I wish my first edit was a good as this one
 * I've always wondered what he does after the show is over...
 * Some terrorists fly planes into buildings. Then there are the lesser known ones.
 * This, which is far and away the funniest thing I have ever seen anywhere on Wikipedia. Found by Giggy, shamelessly stolen by me.
 * Me exposing just how deep the vandals' conspiracy runs
 * This is the first time I have ever been textually Rickrolled.
 * "If you're going to troll at least have the decency to put it in the correct place"
 * RfA is tough, but sometimes it produces moments of utter epicness. Like this...
 * Now I know the real reason most people I know like cherry pie better than blueberry.
 * Dude, I wish my school had the curricula this one does.
 * This
 * Why did you protect the stupid page?!?! I wanted to vandalize!

Thingg's Things that make me laugh
Note: This is copied from User:Thingg.


 * This page and the people who wanted to keep it. Also, the 4th and 10th comments on whether to delete it or not.
 * The way this user was banned.
 * Hillary Clinton's secret alter ego
 * The real winner of the 2000 U.S. Presidential Election
 * This
 * This all-powerful IP user (posted on an administrator's talk page)
 * These edit summaries
 * This warning and the fact that this page is still vandalized more than almost any page on Wikipedia.
 * A very frank and concise opinion on a certain NHL team.
 * Charles Manson's mother's problem that caused him to be what he was.
 * The evil side of yo-yos.
 * Eloquent statement of the positive side of vandalism. (yes, this was vandalism)
 * Very subtly named sockpuppet account.
 * *gasp* No way?!, , , , , , , , ,
 * Eerily accurate vandalism on my userpage.
 * A little known fact about the history of the Euro as a food source.
 * Recipe for Admiral Ackbar stew.
 * The real reason people don't use the sandbox for test editing.
 * Little known result of Gamal Abdel Nasser's death.
 * How Sitting Bull got his name.
 * The true origin of the Illiad.
 * What the...?
 * Yo ho ho! A pirate's life for me!
 * An unexpected fire hazard
 * How one food changed the course of history.
 * Directions on how to play Xtreme Peanuts.
 * One of George Washington's less-known military accomplishments.
 * A shocking expos&#233; on the actual identity of a certain U.S. Senator.
 * He wasn't too far off...
 * The best DYK nomination ever. (more on this page)
 * A very cost-effective way to produce wood pulp.
 * Two very little-known facts about house centipedes
 * Democrats and Republicans: going at it for more than 2300 years...
 * The actual origin of acne.
 * this
 * fail (note that this edit was made on Nov 4, 2008 and Wikipedia was founded on Jan 15, 2001)
 * The environmental benefits of killing Britney Spears
 * The importance of paying attention before you click 'Submit'...
 * Creative Commons is anti-Semitic

Kafziel's Things that make me laugh
Note: This is copied from User:Kafziel.


 * The intro sentence from this version of the Stephen Hawking article
 * This question on the Jedi talk page
 * The fact that evil gets its own article while good is a disambiguation page. From the disambiguation page, the only article about "good" only deals with it in juxtaposition with evil. The fact that we are unable to discuss goodness on its own merits just might say something about the world.
 * Listcruft like this, and the people who voted to keep it
 * The extent of the Puritans' devious machinations, as noted here
 * The dark side of Gwyneth Paltrow
 * This all-too-accurate review of one of the worst films of all time
 * Watch out, Morgan Freeman!
 * Standing tall before The Man
 * This bizarre photo of Steve McQueen's right hand. (Sorry, kids - admins only.)
 * Indeed.
 * A new verb honoring my anti-vandalism efforts.

Xeno's Some funny stuff
Note: This is copied from User:Xeno/misc.


 * Thingg's list of things that make him laugh, especially this one
 * these other funny lists: Kafziel's, J.delanoy's, 21655's, Floaterfluss', KnowledgeOfSelf's
 * The comments by the closing admin on this IFD
 * Keeper 76's list of funny (on-wiki) quotes and his barnchive of completely off-the-wall barnstars
 * Keeper exacted his revenge nearly a year later, initiating a similar display at my talk page. I was particularly fond of my Yoghurt of Undeserved Praise
 * This version of wet floor sign, and the fact that the article survived an AFD
 * This message left by a 'crat for a new admin letting him know about his new powers
 * This thread at WP:RFR
 * User:Malleus Fatuorum/WikiSpeak shockingly accurate at times. my humble contribution
 * April Fools' day (2008) tomfoolery, and the poems that follow
 * the fact that "pooping back and forth" made it into a Wikipedia article for 53 days
 * A dangerously accurate satirization wrt the gauntlet that is RFA:
 * 57. Reluctant support I'm tempted to oppose as there's a distinct lack of excitement and drama for this RfA so far. I would like to see [the candidate] forged into an admin through a real trial by fire. There's still time so hope remains...


 * From RFD:
 * Keep I suppose. Unless there is a more notable fuck man out there.


 * This poignant deconstruction of a popular gangster rap track

Older revision

 * Thingg's list of things that make him laugh, especially this one
 * these other funny lists: Kafziel's, J.delanoy's, 21655's, Floaterfluss', KnowledgeOfSelf's
 * a somewhat vulgar albeit polite vandalism to Xbox 360
 * I shalln't be eating chicken nuggets anytime soon...
 * at least he had the courtesy to use an edit summary.
 * IP user reverts vandalism
 * ...and proceeds to do some vandalism of his own!
 * This IP vandal seems to have a case of multiple personality disorder
 * IP user properly uses the talk page to suggest improvements to the article
 * My love for transclusion thwarts, angers vandal
 * who woulda thought?
 * the snap and crackle are ok, but beware of the pop (kudos to Useight for finding this one)
 * do we really need a cite for that? (kudos to iridescent)
 * interesting, but probably violates our policy prohibiting original research...
 * administrators cannot be bribed!

Not vandalism, but funny all the same:
 * The comments by the closing admin on this IFD
 * Keeper 76's list of funny (on-wiki) quotes and his barnchive of completely off-the-wall barnstars
 * This version of wet floor sign, and the fact that the article survived an AFD
 * This message left by a 'crat for a new admin letting him know about his new powers
 * This thread at WP:RFR
 * User:Malleus Fatuorum/WikiSpeak shockingly accurate at times. my humble contribution
 * April Fools' day (2008) tomfoolery, and the poems that follow
 * the fact that "pooping back and forth" made it into a Wikipedia article for 53 days

Raul654's Wikipedia the Movie
Main article: User:Raul654/Wikipedia the Movie.

Cast

 * Jimbo Wales - Chuck Norris
 * ClueBot - Itself
 * Angela Beesley - Natalie Portman
 * Austin J. Billings - The Leader Of the Gay Army
 * Anthere - Catherine Deneuve
 * Tony Soprano - James Gandolfini
 * Robot Tony Soprano - James Gandolfini
 * Danny - John Goodman
 * Dennis Tierney - The Lord of Katamari
 * Liam Duffy - Buckethead Why? Because even though it has nothing to do with the script, he's awesome. I guess he thinks he's a 1337 |-|4X012
 * Kyle James Pasquale Deantonio Filipe Rafael Rodriguez Senior - The Hero of the Story
 * RickK - Vin Diesel
 * David Gerard - Vincent Schiavelli
 * Lir - Carrot Top
 * Essjay - Jude Law (suggested by Zscout)
 * Prin - S. P. Balasubrahmanyam
 * Michael Snow - Kenneth Branagh
 * Disembodied voice of Daniel Brandt - Wallace Shawn (Suggested by Mindspillage)
 * Plautus Satire - Christopher Walken (suggested by NotACow)
 * Linuxbeak - Frankie Muniz (suggested by Mindspillage)
 * Snowspinner - Samuel L. Jackson (suggested by Zscout370)
 * Sj - Alan Cumming (suggested by Linuxbeak)
 * Mindspillage - Cate Blanchett (suggested by Linuxbeak)
 * Buickid - Inconspicous Cable modem in background.
 * Werdna - The guy who played the T-1000 in terminator 2 (since Wernda owns a bot)
 * Werdnabot - The lost in space robot
 * Tawkerbot2 - Max Headroom since it's more of a talking bot
 * Raul654 - Peter Jackson (suggested by The Fresh Prince)
 * GangstaEB - Tux (suggested by GangstaEB)
 * Larry Sanger - Harrison Ford (suggested by Tdxiang)
 * Celestianpower - Fabio Lanzoni (suggested by Deckiller)
 * Banes - Leonardo DiCaprio (suggested by Viva La Vie Boheme)
 * Deckiller - Alex Trebek (suggested by Kookykman)
 * Tdxiang - Adam Cheng (suggested by Tdxiang)
 * Willy on Wheels - Robert Morris
 * Orphanbot - C3PO (suggested by some random IP)
 * Smackbot - Sandstorm
 * CyclePat - Billy Bob Thornton
 * Hussein's 5th Lawyer - Mike Myers
 * Alpachimpbot - Chimp
 * Brad Patrick - Brendan Fraser
 * Cute 1 4 u - Hilary Duff (suggested by The RSJ)
 * TehKewl1 - Hugo Weaving
 * Mackensen - Alan Rickman
 * MartinBot - Douglas Rain (Voice of Hal 9000)
 * SimonP - Kelsey Grammer
 * Gmaxwell - Val Kilmer
 * IAMTHEEGGMAN - Jack Black
 * The Bread - Sylvester Stallone (since The Bread edits the Rocky article)
 * Editor-at-Large - Herself
 * maxwalsh92 - Will Ferrell
 * Lightwhip - Ewan McGregor
 * DanCrowter - Johnny Depp
 * The Updater - Rowan Atkinson
 * Alphachimp - Cheeta (suggested by Steptrip)
 * Greeves - Adam Sandler
 * Wolf Blitzer - Himself
 * A Man In Black - Charles Napier
 * Vandals in Scene 15 - Uncyclopedians unaware that they are acting in Wikipedia the Movie
 * Sango123 - Kit Chan (suggested by Springeragh)
 * Felixboy - Shia LaBeouf
 * JetLover - WikiGuard who might be taking bribes...
 * Wikiholic - Extreme wikipediholic who never leaves his chair.
 * The Famous F50 Man - Not known, since we have not found anybody awesome enough.
 * Anonymous Wikipedians: Drahcir Dennis Mandalore
 * Anonymous Vandals:Pat Roach, Andrew Divoff, Pavel Lychnikoff, and Dimitri Diatchenko
 * Vandal thrown off Tampa skyscraper: Dennis Mandalore
 * Vandal 2: Igor Jijikine
 * Wikipedian commander: Avery Brooks
 * Wikipedian officer: Casey Biggs
 * Wikipedian 1: Aron Eisenberg
 * Wikipedian 2: Andrew Robinson
 * Quark: Armin Shimerman
 * Odo: Rene Auberjonois
 * Morn: Mark Allen Shepherd
 * Lezbo - Lindsay Lohan
 * Tannah Albertannah - Miley Cyrus
 * Britney Spears - Herself
 * Kim Kardashian - Herself
 * Lauren Conrad - Herself
 * The Leet Dude - Zac Efron
 * Raiku - Edward Norton

Gfoley4's Funny things
Note: This is copied from User:Gfoley4.

Do you like naked tennis? No YOUR FACE Wow doesn't everyone? Last I checked 10 year olds are not teenagers Thats the first time I've heard that... (some are copied from IGeMiNix who has since retired) :( Great way to ask a person's opinion on your hobby. It seems you are more bored then I am. Jeez, thanks for writing down your life experience. Damn you too bro?. At least they put an edit summary! A Giants fan? Yep I agree lol The definition of TMI No you are

KnowledgeOfSelf's Funny things
Note: This is copied from User:KnowledgeOfSelf/Funny things.

Main article: User:KnowledgeOfSelf/Funny things.

Random funniness

 * Waldo
 * Kermit
 * Sex
 * Plato
 * Santa Claus in Northern American culture
 * Wikipedia talk:High-risk templates
 * Catholicism
 * Fat
 * Golf
 * Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism
 * Early life of George W. Bush
 * Personal flotation device
 * Wonderbra
 * Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Joe Cook
 * Stegosaurus
 * Canada and weapons of mass destruction
 * KnowledgeOfSelf only viewable by admins, sorry.
 * Big Bang
 * Beautiful Eyes
 * 2007 Baghlan sugar factory bombing
 * Block log of 70.168.129.124 Kudos to El C
 * Block log of 198.188.173.47 Kudos to El C
 * Squirrel Kudos to El C
 * User talk:70.16.178.80 Kudos to Animum
 * Winston Churchill
 * Monotheism Kudos to El C
 * Medieval warfare Kudos to El C
 * Plymouth, Michigan
 * Mohammed bin Laden
 * A Midsummer Night's Dream
 * 2007
 * Block log of 67.38.13.140
 * New Testament Stolen from Kudos to OwenX
 * Feces Kudos to CambridgeBayWeather
 * September 22 Kudos to J.delanoy

Edit summary random funniness

 * Vietnam War Kudos to El C
 * Dick Kudos to Antandrus
 * Mosquito

Celarnor's Amusing Vandalism
Note: This is copied from User:Celarnor.

My social life.

I get loved.

Apparently, Ebaumsworld likes me.

Vandals don't like criticisms of Wikipedia.

AVand's My list of funny vandalism edits
Note: This is copied from User:AVand/FunnyDifs.


 * How to join the mexican Mafia
 * I want to be a lawyer too
 * He lived to tell the tale...
 * Funny thing is that this was probably written by a guy
 * How I caused confusion

OlEnglish's list
Note: This is copied from User:OlEnglish/Useful links and bookmarks.


 * ,, - funny edit summaries
 * the stay puft marshmellow man apparently he's a violent racist
 * the Canadarm commits Seppuku

My funny stuff

 * See User:Floaterfluss/Best of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
 * See WP:EfD.
 * See this. Note that MediaWiki:Recentchangestext is now fully-protected, but it wasn't when User:WoW edited it. (Yes, User:WoW wrote that.)

Odle Middle School stuff
Note: This is only for people in PRISM of Odle Middle School.

See this, this (slightly newer), and this.

Requests for adminship

 * 1) Wikipedia:Requests for bureaucratship/Wikipedia:Requests for adminship - April Fools' Day, I know, but still, the nom was quite interesting
 * 2) lustiger seth (passed with final score of (151/46/9); had less than 50 edits when adminship request started)

Things that should not be surprising
Note: This is copied from Things that should not be surprising.

Some things can be surprising about Wikipedia.

Some things, given some thought, should not be.

Some examples of things that should not be surprising:

People

 * 1) The fact that sometimes people who aren't vandals get blocked because someone doesn't like them.
 * 2) The fact that sometimes people who aren't vandals get blocked because they were behaving like an arsehole.
 * 3) The fact that not all users are on Wikipedia 24/7 ≈ 3.429 and thus may not be able to respond immediately to personal requests.
 * 4) The fact that idiots are just as common on Wikipedia as anywhere else.
 * 5) The fact that people with mental disorders are just as common on Wikipedia as anywhere else.

Articles

 * 1) The fact that naked people exist, and might be used to illustrate an article about, say, nudism.
 * 2) The fact that any page will never be 100% correct (except List of Pokemon characters).
 * 3) The fact that articles about ongoing ethnic feuds are subject to ongoing feuds between ethnic groups.
 * 4) The fact that some articles are crap.
 * 5) The fact that sports teams hope to make the playoffs.

Seriousness

 * 1) The fact that some people are way too serious about the tone of articles.
 * 2) The fact that some people are too silly when writing or editing articles.
 * 3) The fact that some people are way too serious about themselves.
 * 4) The fact that sometimes the internet is serious business.
 * 5) The fact that sometimes the internet isn't serious business, but some people refuse to believe it.

Vandalism

 * 1) The fact that vandals get blocked.
 * 2) The fact that vandalism on heavily watched articles gets quickly reverted, while vandalism on minor stubs is slower to be reverted.
 * 3) The fact that people will vandalize anything and everything.
 * 4) The fact that there is much more vandalism while the schools are in session.

Disagreements

 * 1) The fact that people can edit war about some really stupid things.
 * 2) The fact that people can argue over the smallest things.
 * 3) The fact that people can argue over the dumbest things.
 * 4) The fact that a large portion of the back end of Wikipedia is dedicated to resolving disputes.
 * 5) The fact that being a dick doesn't resolve conflicts.

Conflicts of Interest

 * 1) The fact that you most likely are not notable.
 * 2) The fact that sometimes people edit their articles to make themselves look better.
 * 3) The fact that sometimes corporations edit their articles to make themselves look better.
 * 4) The fact that sometimes people edit articles to make their enemies look worse.
 * 5) The fact that IP addresses can be traced back to their owners.

Miscellaneous

 * 1) The fact that people behave as if Articles for Deletion and Requests for Adminship are votes, and yet loudly declare they aren't votes.
 * 2) The fact that the MediaWiki software can be fucking weird sometimes.
 * 3) The fact that the "edit this page" link actually lets people edit pages.
 * 4) The fact that shit happens.
 * 5) The fact that shit OFTEN happens.
 * 6) The fact that either way you look at it, you're screwed.

And Finally

 * 1) The fact that Wikipedia is an encyclopedia.
 * 2) The fact that a page documenting obvious facts exists somewhere.
 * 3) The fact that people will actually look up and read a page documenting obvious facts.

Funny Tags
Note: This is copied from User:Rbpolsen/Funny Tags.

Stubs
'' This user's hands are stubs. You can help Wikipedia by [ lending him/her a hand]''!

Merge/Seperate/Move
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A troll penis story
Note: This is copied from User:BigHairRef.


 * 1) A troll edited that Gary Webster has a penis.
 * 2) An editor reverted it, of course, but then the troll protested:
 * 3) * Troll: "Look at the article penis that all men has a penis and so does Gary Webster !"
 * 4) * Editor 1: "Obviously, but adding such edit is inappropriate."
 * 5) * Troll: "...but Wikipedia is not censored!"
 * 6) * Editor 2: "How do you know he has a penis? Have you taken a look into his pants?"
 * 7) * Editor 3: "You can't do that. It's WP:OR."
 * 8) * Troll: "I told you that all men has a penis! My best friend Drew has a penis too!"
 * 9) * Editor 2: "Not all men has a penis." (link to Penis removal).
 * 10) * Troll: "I give up :("