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Julian Ugarte, was born 19th Century and is the current father of the first ever Towel/Shirt/River dance. The dance is performed to eliminate the curse from all different kinds of MnM's.

Aparently J. Ugarte was found under a Volcano in New Zealand where his founder/new father Gibo Gil Wilson ( Born 1980 ) became a significant part of J. Ugarte's life. With a bunch of Elephants and much different kinds of juicy refreshments, Julian Ugarte became known as the King of Lakes ( as the story goes ).

Rumor has it that Julian Ugarte is still alive and well. He aparently just graduated from high school and is currently going into full time work. It is not clear on what job he is looking for, but aparently it involves wood and banging on it quite hard. It's either very inappropriate or is something to do with carpenting.

Julian Ugarte's next project in his life and one of his major goals is to party hard, yet not be known by the public of his amazing powers. His unbelievable way to make the opposite gender and some of the same gender, drop to there knees and gravel infront of him as he eats a big bowl of weet bix with Jelly Beans surrounding the milk to make it all different kinds of artificial colours.

Julian Ugarte supports terrorism! Aslong as no one gets hurt.

Julian Ugarte was the first person to say these amazing, life changing quotes

" Dont touch this " " Stop touching my banana " " To be on TV, you got to sit on the TV " " If you smell what Julian Ugarte is frying "

and of course the great quote of

" Gee, im looking hot today, because you look like a cow "

Recently, Julian Ugarte told Charlie the Souths Sydney Robbitohs mascot that " gee, you need to go to the gym ". Shortly after Charlie was bigger then Arnold Schwasanigga and was able to fit 65 tim tams in his left hand.

More on Julian Ugarte as it comes to us.