User:MCZ1/Prestrige

The Prestrige inhabits Glen Allen, Va. The Prestrige has the largest nose in the entire animal kingdom. It measures up to 100 yards or an entire football feild long. Although, there are no officail records. This bird is a cross breed between a penguin and an ostirch. This bird gets scared very easily and has been known to peck and scratch very powerfully. He will also spit on you if you sneek up behind him. This species can lay up to 7000 eggs a minute for a period of six weeks. They have been known to be very loud and get in lots of trouble with zoo keepers. This bird is almost entirely extinct except for two survivers. This is indigenous to North Carolina but migrated north to the Richmond, Virginia are in the past three years. Over hunting of this species for its very prized and and expensive beak that can be mistaken as a nose on the few remainders of this species. The beaks of this species have gone for over $6 millions in auctions in the past years. This species of bird has also been known to speek some english like "shut your face" and "go hump a lake".