User:MTMEREDITH

Once apon a time there was a oompa loompa named rachel mcknight. HEr best friend was a whale named Ashley Swan, her other was a prostetute named jenny. ONe day Ashley got a boyfriend named Sean Denholm. HIm ashley and Rachelle had a 3 way. Rachel grew very jealous becuase her lover matt vinson wouldn't ask her out, he called her a short stub. Rachel now likes Jed. Lucky for Matt. Anyhow Rachel's favorite teacher was Mrs. Bot Bot. She unfortuneatley ate all of the food in hudson, so we have to go to stow to get out groceries. Her princible is a lepercon named mr.diloural. HE invested all of his gold in young men.(So did mr. Radie). Rachel now sits all alone with her best friend thunder tigh(carli Rittner).