User:MXocrossIIB

""Quando omni flunkus, morati.""

- Pope Benedict XIV on MXocrossIIB

""Fuck off and get this shit out of my face!!!""

- Jackson Pollock on MXocrossIIB

""I kan haz ur MXocrossIIB""

- The prodigal kitten prior to being huffed

So, as I was saying (again)...
Yes, this is the talk page for MXocrossIIB. With any luck, maybe this time I won't lose the password for this account like I did for my previous iteration, User:MXocrossII, locking myself out. No, this is not a sockpuppet account, although I realise there are some overzealous Wikipaedia editors out there who will probably convince themselves that it is. Consider it the result of bad record-keeping on my part. (That's my story and I'm staying with it. Don't like it? Tough.)

So let's see... where was I? MXocrossIIB (So, you were saying?); 23:30, 20 April 2014 (UTC)

Boxes 'n' crap


Yup.

Things are not always what they seem to be
I sometimes edit from IP addresses because I'm lazy. Big deal, people do it all the time. So sue me. MXocrossIIB (So, you were saying?); 21:32, 5 February 2015 (UTC)

Welcome!
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 * Oh, a bot message. How nice. Never gotten one of those before. By the way, I'm diabetic and I'm allergic to chocolate. But thanks all the same.

MXocrossIIB (So, you were saying?); 23:30, 20 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Except I'm not a bot .... Well atleast I don't think I am...., Well have a strawberry. - →Davey 2010→ →Talk to me!→  02:54, 26 April 2014 (UTC)


 * Mmm, thanks. Strawberries, I can handle. Provided they're not those pale, flavourless things from California that are everywhere this time of year (bleccht.) At least it's good to know that, even though it is indeed a form letter, there's still real human blood to back it. MXocrossIIB (So, you were saying?); 03:27, 26 April 2014 (UTC)

Then there's this thing:

MXocrossIIB, you are invited to the Teahouse
Seriously, though; are there even any other human beings on Wiki any more or is it just one big botfest? If this were my E-mail file, these would be considered automated SPAM and would be sent to /dev/null. Just saying.

Unlike the first, I'm willing to bet there's absolutely no human flesh 'N' blood backing that at all. 0% chance.

Saying of automated messages, did you ever notice how you never hear the phrase "this is a recording" on telephone intercept messages any more? 1 It never really occurred to me (and I'm old enough to remember when the practise was commonplace) until I started listening to the Evan Doorbell tapes. Is this a warning sign of some sort; that we (meaning human society, not a violation of WP:YOU) have become so accustomed to hearing machines on the other end of the line, rather than other living, breathing human bodies, that there's just no use for it any longer? Something to think about. MXocrossIIB (So, you were saying?); 07:19, 1 June 2014 (UTC)

1 Actually, that's not entirely accurate -- try +1 281 464-1499. (2014 September 23)

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