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For you, I would've done whatever

 * User:Legobot/Todayilearned and incorporating fun facts into Wikipedia
 * Food terrorism
 * The Anthology of Rap
 * Redirect from Anthology of Rap
 * https://medium.com/message/everything-is-broken-81e5f33a24e1
 * http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/06/upshot/when-its-a-crime-to-withdraw-money-from-your-bank.html
 * Bank Secrecy Act could use love
 * Referenced case is Rutkin v. United States
 * Move planetary flyby to flyby (celestial)?
 * Johanns v. Livestock Marketing Association
 * Beef Promotion and Research Act of 1985 (Beef Act)
 * Beef. It's What's for Dinner.

Hot stuff

 * Figure out what http://www.quickiwiki.com/ is and why it exists
 * Hemp milk is contradictory
 * Zepto.js doesn't exist

Hello. I'm here.

 * Centralize WP:FDL, etc. on Meta-Wiki
 * m:User:MZMcBride/Concerns
 * File:Patricia Mills mug shot.jpg
 * The point, in case it's still getting missed, is to resist the temptation to throw a tantrum or feed others who are currently throwing a tantrum. We all get exasperated at this place and taking an occasional wikibreak is great, particularly if you're a very active user. But you can express your exasperation or take a wikibreak without being a pissy queen about it. Yes, some people have poured a lot of free time into Wikipedia. But it's a volunteer project. Anyone is free to contribute or not contribute. That's part of who we are and we make an effort to guard against the idea that people should be treated differently because they're (for example) particularly prolific editors, even though we recognize that we often fail.
 * Wikinews/Worst cases &mdash; work with varnent on a similar page about political advocacy + Wikimedia...
 * never followed up to his post on his talk page :-/

None of this shit is ever going to get done...

 * Deprecate watcher tool
 * Note info action, MediaWiki API for batch lookups (or relevant open bug), and Dispenser's replacement tool
 * Relevant CSS for :target to highlight row from ?action=history
 * Kill most existing links locally where possible (in templates, etc.)
 * Implement centijimbo count locally in JavaScript?
 * Kill Preparations for Hurricane Katrina
 * Reference for using only a period in a forum or message board to indicate respect for someone who recently died?

Odds and ends

 * STELLARWIND, MAINWAY, MARINA, NUCLEON
 * http://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/us-surveillance-architecture-includes-collection-of-revealing-internet-phone-metadata/2013/06/15/e9bf004a-d511-11e2-b05f-3ea3f0e7bb5a_print.html
 * http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/06/nsa-leak-catch-up-the-latest-on-the-edward-snowden-fallout/276926/
 * Project Chess
 * http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/20/technology/silicon-valley-and-spy-agency-bound-by-strengthening-web.html
 * Module:RFX report blergh
 * Wikipedia talk:Database reports really needs love
 * User:Hersfold needs category cleanup (he's no longer an admin or bureaucrat)
 * Write a database report to find similar pages? Probably annoying, but doable.
 * Hmm, this can actually be done right now.
 * Follow-up on some recent talk page posts (Guerillero, Addshore, et al.)
 * Category:Article Feedback Blacklist should be emptied
 * And Category:Article Feedback 5 Additional Articles should probably be emptied (or merged with Category:Article Feedback 5, rather).
 * Arbitration Committee/Procedures: investigate whether this should be nominated for deletion (or MessedRockerfication, rather)
 * Resolve Cla68's indefinite block
 * Explain the United States --> Template:Data United States chain to Epicadam
 * Wikipedia talk:WikiProject U.S. Supreme Court cases, as always...
 * Wikipedia talk:Requests for removal of adminship
 * I really ought to post here. jc37 has been nudging me for months to comment.
 * Rubber dust
 * Animation (GIF or Ogg video) of twerking
 * Infant hyperthermia
 * Kids and Cars
 * frontover
 * backover
 * Wiktionary?
 * http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2009-03-08/news/36840402_1_courtroom-tissue-class-trip/7

Eventually

 * Merge Sarah Stierch, Justin Knapp, and Simon Pulsifer into a notable Wikipedians article
 * User talk:BernsteinBot seems to be accumulating posts that nobody is reading or responding to
 * Kirsten Menger-Anderson: investigate whether this should be nominated for deletion
 * Essay about this? Opposite phenomenon of what we've seen with other female Wikimedia Foundation staffers (e.g., Ariel Glenn and Alolita Sharma)
 * Be bold needs a rewrite
 * Essay about this? Wikipedification of the prose.
 * So many protected pages

Sooner rather than later

 * Social calendar for Wikimedia DC through January 2014
 * wmdc:Internal:Social calendar 2013 – wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Blergh

 * So much writing to do!
 * Experiments
 * Editor participation
 * Bug about templates used on this page
 * CC people from 38528
 * wildly disproportionate
 * inconsistent with how we treat other lists
 * file links
 * pagination
 * overwhelming
 * unable to be filtered by redirect status or protection status
 * power-user feature; enable via preference?
 * truncate output and link to more?
 * collapse output?
 * move output to a dedicated Special page or ?action=info; can't be used with preview...
 * Database reports cleanup
 * SCOTUS work
 * Clean up Financial reports
 * http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikimedia-l/2012-July/121400.html is going to need a page at Meta-Wiki; announce on list?
 * Template:NASDAQ and WP:NASDAQ, etc.
 * User:Fabrice Florin/Making Wikipedia Better &mdash; hmmmmmm

Hmmm.


 * User talk:Jimbo Wales/Personal Image Filter
 * ?action=info work
 * Drafts extension
 * Add a button to request a new fancy captcha (code)
 * Talk:Main Page is still completely unfriendly
 * Village pump (proposals)/Simplify the edit window

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


 * Wikipedia Signpost/2012-04-30/Paid editing &mdash; dig up previous comments about using radical transparency in order to "get away with" paid editing; so in the sunlight/spotlight that it can't possibly be wrong, right? Signpost piece is another good example of this

Generic

 * Frederic C. Hamilton – needs love
 * Finish Template:Infobox U.S. Cabinet conversion
 * Template:Infobox Legislation
 * Template:Infobox U.S. legislation
 * Fix and expand Template:USCourtCase
 * List of images on the cover of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
 * Needs higher-res photo; rationale for article; image map?
 * U.S. Polychemical Corporation
 * Missouri Bar
 * WP:DBR
 * National Roller Coaster Day
 * Category:Redirects from shortcuts has/had a bunch of noise in it

SCOTUS-related

 * Empty Category:Flagged U.S. Supreme Court articles
 * Finish Template:SCOTUSCases work
 * Fix volumes 1-4 SCOTUS cases
 * Turn case lists into tables and make them not suck
 * Clean up leads
 * Clean up infoboxes
 * Fix infobox code
 * If prior to 150, no FindLaw link, use OpenJurist instead
 * If not a digit, spaces around &amp;ndash;s
 * Name conflict rules
 * Project page fixes
 * Clean up and simplify
 * Standardize page layout
 * Add resources section
 * Overhaul volume lists
 * Sync various lists / categories
 * Deprecate SCOTUSCase3, SCOTUS-Infobox, and any other variants
 * ,, etc.?
 * Clean up page titles (e.g., United States v. Utah Constr. & Mining Co.)
 * Clean up indices and create reasonable redirects
 * Redirects for case citations and sync
 * Sync infobox usage to master category
 * Check length and validity of sort keys
 * Categorize by Constitutional amendment
 * Standardize headers
 * Categorization by Court, by amendment, per curiam, &c.
 * Misspellings!
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=ginsberg+incategory%3A%22United+States+Supreme+Court+cases%22&go=Go
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=o'conner+incategory%3A%22United+States+Supreme+Court+cases%22&go=Go
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=blackman+incategory%3A%22United+States+Supreme+Court+cases%22&go=Go
 * "Steven Breyer"
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=renhquist&go=Go
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&profile=default&search=kagen+incategory%3A%22United+States+Supreme+Court+cases%22&fulltext=Search
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3AWhatLinksHere&target=Ruth+Bader+Ginsberg&namespace=0
 * Case names not italicized
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?diff=472507126&oldid=472235539
 * Kill the "SCOTUS" parameter
 * Compare "v." cases from the volume indices to the master category
 * http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/30/opinion/sunday/october-term-2012.html
 * Oyez audio files --> Commons
 * United States v. National Treasury Employees Union

Further

 * http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/04/us/justice-stevens-memoir-recounts-time-on-court-sidebar.html
 * http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/02/opinion/sunday/approaching-the-bench-in-search-of-answers.html
 * http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/09/a-constitutional-law-nerds-take-on-upcoming-supreme-court-cases/245865/
 * http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/02/us/supreme-court-turns-to-criminal-and-first-amendment-cases.html?pagewanted=2&hpw
 * http://www.google.com/search?gcx=w&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=upcoming+supreme+court+cases

And even more

 * Preload magic by clicking red links from indices
 * Probably going to require JavaScript...
 * "Whoa, not quite a red link. \n Thanks for offering to start a United States Supreme Court article. We've pre-filled some of the edit window. Enjoy!"
 * Or create subpage drafts that can be moved into article namespace
 * /Reports subpage of WikiProject
 * set comparison between infobox usage, talk page tagging, and master category ("Category:United States Supreme Court cases")
 * h2 search in HTML output for certain headers
 * check leads for conciseness and uniformity (links, language, etc.)
 * check page title to infobox to lead text
 * Monitor all changes to Category:United States Supreme Court cases
 * Patrol these changes?
 * Kill Category:United States Supreme Court case articles without infoboxes
 * Kill SCOTUS parameter (for realz)
 * Make Associate Justice lists use or equivalent

Maybe

 * 29069
 * 23796
 * Fundraising 2009/Donation buttons upgrade

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 * Infobox parameters using &lt;br&gt; for lists (convert to )
 * "Outline of" and "Index of" articles
 * Find better ways to do this?
 * Bold terms in articles --> redirects
 * Template talk:Apollo program
 * NASDAQ ticker symbols --> redirects

If someone doesn't beat me to it

 * Drafts extension needs user documentation and general documentation cleanup
 * Altairnano and Altair Nanotechnologies Inc. are duplicate articles; needs a merge
 * Special:WhatLinksHere/Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act
 * Cigna v. Calad is a dupe of some other CIGNA article

Particularly bad article leads

 * Blucora, Inc.
 * Papa John's Pizza
 * New York Post

bettervandalism.org

 * Campaign for better vandalism
 * Encourage better vandalism
 * Main page --> steps for better vandalism
 * More link --> explain problem with simple vandalism such as "penis' insertions
 * your subtle vandalism could confuse generations of people!
 * aim for projects where nobody speaks the language
 * edit logged out or logged in? hmm
 * tool for finding small, vulnerable projects?
 * don't edit related to your life

Link fixes

 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3AWhatLinksHere&limit=100&target=Department+of+Interior&namespace=0

Article ideas

 * http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/16/nyregion/the-lonely-redemption-of-sandy-lewis-wall-street-provocateur.html?pagewanted=1
 * Salim Bonnor "Sandy" Lewis
 * http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/20/nyregion/william-m-fine-who-shaped-narcotics-laws-in-new-york-dies-at-86.html
 * William Michael Fine
 * Penile vacuum
 * There's really no article for this?

Also,

 * createredirect.js script (dialog box + AJAX)
 * Generic redirect creation tool needed for SCOTUS work...
 * defaulteditsummary.js script (use cookie)
 * bug for MediaWiki to catch linked misspellings?
 * italicize book titles and case names with a script?
 * brogrammer
 * Wiktionary definitions not being formatted as sentences (e.g., ahem).
 * Wikimedia sorting hat.
 * "You could do well at Wiktionary, Mr. Potter. Very well."
 * "Wiktionary is more of a Hermione."
 * Image placeholders
 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3AWhatLinksHere&target=File%3AWiki.png&namespace=0

Arbitration Committee

 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Arbitration_Committee/Noticeboard&diff=544560516&oldid=544552988
 * Disband ArbCom in favor of relying on trusted users?
 * Narrow ArbCom's focus? (Similar to Sue's narrowing focus.)

Tools and such

 * https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&limit=500&offset=0&target=http%3A%2F%2Ftoolserver.org%2F~mzmcbride%2Fcgi-bin%2Fwatcher
 * Figure out a way to cleanly redirect these old links? :-/
 * Finish this up? http://legoktm.instance-proxy.wmflabs.org/wiki/Special:MassMessage

VisualEditor

 * https://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/buglist.cgi?title=Special%3ASearch&quicksearch=pawn

Hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 * curable disease, curable diseases
 * cured disease, cured diseases
 * list of curable diseases, list of cured diseases
 * http://ticosa.org/programme.html
 * File:Mayor Ed Lee Pelosi.jpg and File:Mayor Ed Lee.jpg really ought to be renamed
 * Triple handshake (ref)
 * U.S. Taco Co.

SCOTUS links

 * http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/closeread/2014/04/justice-roberts-defends-the-embattled-rich-in-mccutcheon.html
 * http://bigstory.ap.org/article/justices-tackle-health-law-birth-control-coverage
 * http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/06/nyregion/supreme-court-allows-prayers-at-town-meetings.html