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Alex Myrick Baseball God!!!

Alex is a 27 year old male of asian and white descent. He plays baseball for the Wasians Anonymous Squad, trademark pending. Alex is an all-rounder and plays every single position. One special fact about Alex is how he can throw the ball and shift his growth plate. Alex's favorite hobbies include: reading, piano, playing with balls, murdering ducks, and playing with little children. Alex's favorite foods include dog and cat. Alex holds the world record for most children hugged on camera. Through DNA testing, Alex's true father was revealed to be Moe Lester. In his free time, Alex works with the orphanage and offers his house and basement to any children who want to live with him. He is known for offering several types of candy.