User:Mac428

A space pirate and smuggler from an early age, alongside his partner (the non-gay kind) Jewbacca. One mission involved taking an old guy, a whiney farmboy, and two gay robots to some lame planet that had no weapons like they were some kind of taxi driver.

Likes

 * Guns
 * Smuggling
 * Mercenary work
 * Women
 * Strippers
 * Early seasons of the Simpsons
 * Sith

Dislikes

 * Dr. Phil
 * George W Bush
 * New seasons of the Simpsons
 * Jedis
 * Trekkies