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Beck Shillito
Beck Harley Shillito is a professional Beck, tap dancer and 'solvent based paint' historian who graduated from "The Cambridge college of kitchen utensils" In 1999. Beck later went on to live with his father and mother in the sleepy town of England, near London. Beck spent the first 2 years of his life as a toddler, then became a child, before growing into a teenager. Beck didn't like Ikea, it just wasn't cool man. He decided that the place for him really was homebase, it may not have sold the kitchen utensils that he was so fond of, but it was just the right atmosphere.

Children

Beck had 1 child, John Johnson, on the 8th of December 2012. John was a meddler, a real mixer. Although he was very clean.

Swag

Beck had lots of swag, he later went on to sell it to some kid for half an apple. He has never seen it since.