User:Macaoboy

[[Here in Lalaland, where the dreams of government officials really do come true - at least until their wives are foolish enough to get caught with the chocolate coloured candy in far away places. Government services have or are setting up written greeting proceedures, these are not laws but if broken people may say goodbye to their chance of having their very temporary contract renewed. A clear example of this may be the aliens who work in the Finance Department, where when having a close encounter of the first kind with The Superiour Being it is obligatory for the alien to bow its head - whist no specific degree has as yet been determind this is under careful consideration. This submittion to the Superiour Being has been brought about due to the fact that the Superiour Being feels alone, unloved and unwanted as none of the aliens greet him, in fact many aliens who catch sight of the Superiour Being, quickly change direction to avoid such close encounters. Now however, they must not scurry away but firmly stand their ground and utter a "Good morning" or "Good afternoon" to the Superiour Being in question. - The Superiour Being must also follow certain protocol and reply with a "Good morning/afternoon" of his own and then enquire "How are you?" It has yet to be decided how the superiour being should reply if one of the lower class aliens were to say "F...ing terrible. Too much work, too many hours and too little pay."

Life here truly does seem idylic for certain influencial people as the local press practices self-censorship, meaning if nothing negative has been published elsewhere e.g. a Hong Kong newspaper, then do not be the first to publish! Let sleeping dogs lie.

Talking of wheeling and dealing, why were the two mainlanders escorted across the border after a night out at one of Lalalands casinos? No newspapers picked up on it!