User:Macc619

Weiss Nile Virus

The potentially permanent virus induced by a man named M. Weiss. This virus can lead to severe creepiness, jewishness, addicitiveness to facebook, bitchassness, and heavy "Darth Vader" breathing patterns. Minor cases can be helped with a deletion of all contacts from him and a swift kick in the nuts. If enough heavy doses are induced, the virus may permanently stay in the victims brain and slowly convert them into the side-affects listed above. God Help us all.

Side-Affects

Creepiness- Overwhelmingly uncontrolled ability to scare away girls and potentially have your neck slit by their boyfriends.

Ex. Non-virus: Hey can i have your number? girl: No response. Non-virus: Ok.

Virus: Hey can I have your number? girl: No response. Virus: Hey can I have your number? Virus: Hey can I have your number? Virus: Hey whats your number? Virus: Give me your number! Girl: AHHHHHH

Jewishness- Oblivious to others feelings, property, and all around life.

Ex. Inviting yourself to a concert and not paying for the ticket.

Addictiveness to Facebook- Uncontrolled urge to view the facebooks of everyone in the country in a 24 hr period.

Ex. 9:00 PM- Delete someone from facebook 1:00 PM the next day- Virus: Hey i tried to get on your facebook and your deleted me.

Bitchassness- ADHD use of the word "sorry."

Ex. Virus: I'm studying for the final that will decide my career girl: You were supposed to go get me coffee bitch! Virus: I know your right! I'm so sorry! I'm such a bad person!!!!!!!!

"Darth Vader" Breathing- prolonged exposure will cause severe brain trauma.