User:Macchedda/Jake Webber

JAKE WEBBER
Jake Webber ''Varsity sophomore baseball stud who knows nothing about the sport of lacrosse, laxbros, or the lifestyle. Jake grew greatly at an early age and since has been referred to as "the manchild". It is advised to not anger Webber, as his vicious attacks will diminish your existence. Very defensive and has good evidence to back up his platforms. Even if you try to comeback with a defense, he will shut you down, especially if you are a fan of Duke, lacrosse, or a Yankee hater. ''