User:Madam medusa

life as a teenage drama queen!
hi all. my name is jordi, im 16 years old and i live in a little town about 50K from melbourne. not that you all needed to know that but i thought i should tell you a little about myself before i told you a little about the life as a teenage drama queen. coming from personal experience and from watching those around me, life as a teenager is more work than people think. not that im complaining because life like this is alot better than life as an adult, who wants responcibility when you can go out every weekend, get s**t faced and then go to a friends house so your parents dont find out. you see, i dont do this because im one of the "outcasts" not one of the "in crowd". the only guys who want to get in my pants are the ones in my pubesent fantasies about dashing princes and big white horses.

the pecking order from lowest to highest

....the librarygeek/chess nerd in one (be seen with this group your discriminated for life)

....the library geek (you wont live being seen with these kids down)

....the emo kids (to much black...RUN AWAY)

....the chess nerds (same as above)

....the outcasts (the kids that arent afraid to be a nerd, love to be noticed and have a ball pointing out every fault of teh it crowd

....the coolish kids (the ones that no one in the "in crowd" really notices)

....the cooler kids (the kids the in crowd talk to when they want money or test answers)

....the in crowd (the in crowd)

....the most popular 2 kids (these two are the most good looking two, and usually the stupidest)

so thats the pecking order. as you can see, im in the middle but im also one of the kids who see all, and say all. which explains why i writting this. so now that ive told you the pecking order how about i give you a brief discription of each group and you can see were you fit in.

LIBRARY GEEK- welcome to the world of technology and internet lovers. the kids who only talk when told to and even then they mumble so you dont know what they are saying anyway. with eachother they are fine, but as soon as someone higher in rank appear it is stutter galor. seen these people with the opposite sex...freaky! they seem to have discovered the art of being friends without being screw buddies.

the emo kid- "my life is a black obis. a never ending downward spiral" oh, my, god someone should point out to these kids that life isnt that bad, we all go through problems. i mean my dads a violent alcoholic, yeah i get depresssed but you know i have friends who help me through it, not friends who slit their rists with me. my advice to you is find someone surportive and helpful, not someone as depressed as you because theyve got their own problems they dont need yours aswell.

to be continued... PS i have to clean my room, mum wants me off the computer