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Joe (middle name) Dempsey was born and raised in Minnesota, the land of ten thousand lakes and endless opportunities. In his lifetime, Mr. Joe Dempsey took advantage of these endless opportunities and lived a very full life. Having a love for space, he enrolled in NASA’s space program right out of high school where he became the first man to ever land on Mars. When he wasn’t exploring the red planet, he would split his time between perfecting his campaign announcement for the United States presidential election of 2024 and polishing up his vocal skills. Both proved useful when we returned to Minnesota in 2023.

Given the timing, he chose to put his Presidency dreams above his professional singer dreams. He ran for president against (dream candidate), which proved to be quite the challenge. Between his charisma, intelligence, and resemblance for Abraham Lincoln, Joe Dempsey became the President of the United States in 2024.

Even though Joe’s plate was full with his presidency, he still found the time to write songs and study the stars. Instead of settling down when his presidency ended, he proceeded to become one of the most successful vocal artists of 2029. He wrote and produced two albums; “Mars Man” and “Oval Office Gone Wild”.